I'm a writer (still unpaid unfortunately). I have a paranormal comedy novel ('Strange Times')that really needs a redraft, I've started two more (one comedy fantasy 'Afterlife', one true-life 'Xiao Pang Zi!') and have nearly finished my radio comedy series ('Toyz 4 Kids') that I hope will net my career first. I also write for the International House of Mojo gaming site.
I have a beloved girlfriend called Slina who lives in Beijing (I expect an 'aww' now), and I hope we will together again sooner rather than later (another 'aww' please).